Tuesday, September 6

Things That I Hate

Bicycles

I hate Bicycles, and Bicyclists.
I just hate them so fucking much.
They are so annoying, those damn hippies think they're better than me becasue they have two wheels. Those pieces of crap. And i Live in SF, so many fucking hippie bicycle pieces of crap. I also went to Amsterdanm... oh my god, i almost killed went on a rampage, eveyone was on a bicycle those damn arian pieces of crap. I could have killed them, but I didnt because they are pot smoking hippies that dont know any better. Amsterdam had freakin' parking lots for bicycles that were 4 stories. Next time I go to Amsterdam I'm gonna push over every bicyclist that comes near me.

Today a bicyclist came hella close to me smiling and going slower than me. I almost ran into it, I got so pissed I was about to swear at them, but I didnt. The only reason I did it was because I took Atenolol, a drug that lowers heart rate and eases people.

Thanks to perscription drugs, I didnt kill a bicyclist, DAMMIT DRUGS, I would have made many people happy by gettin rid of that person. Bicyclist mainly piss me off because they always have the right of way. They can run red lights and get in front of cars with out being charged with jay-walking. Bicycles make the world cleaner i understand that, but they pollute it by taking up space on streets and sidewalks slowing people down.

Bicycles must die, Just walk... just walk.

Damn pricks on bicycles.

Monday, August 8

HOW TO CHEAT AT SCHOOL TESTS

I'm sure that you have cheated, but there are a few quesions involved here.
What method did you use? Were you caught? And, how successful were you? In
this tutorial, I hope to do the following things for you:
1) Perhaps show you some new methods.
2) How not to get caught.
3) And, when to use what method.

The first thing that you want to keep in mind when you are going to cheat, is
"don't get caught." The reason for this is, not just because of the fact of
being caught, but also being able to get away with it without arousing
suspicion.
Here are some methods of which to use:

PEN-DROPPING ROUTINE- If you can't get the answer, you'll want to get it from
someone who knows it. So try this, drop your pen on the ground, and glance up
at the person's paper on your way back to your desk. (Easy cheat!)

CRIB-NOTES- This is one of the most familiar ones. Write the answers on a
small piece of paper, and keep it in your hand.

POCKET-CHEAT- This is basically the same as the crib notes one, but you keep
the paper in a shirt pocket (open) and hav it you can glance down and peek an
answer.

LEG-SPREAD CHEAT- I'm not sure, but I think that I may have made this one up.
It's very simple. All you have to do, is write the answers on a piece of
paper, and put it between your legs. When you need and answer, spread em'!!

CODE-CHEAT- This is very similar to all of the rest of them. You write the
answers in a coded form of which you can only understand. I find this to be
the safest, because if you are caught, the teacher will just think that's it's
a bunch of gibberish.

LOOK-AROUND CHEAT- ANYONE who can't figure out this one, must have a negative
I.Q.!! It's basically common logic. All you do is look aroung the room for
maps, lists of words, anything that might give you a clue to the answer.

Well, now that you know most of the familiar methods, you have to know how to
use them wisely. Here are some tips to keep from getting caught:
1) Make sure no one is looking when you cheat! (DUH!)
2) Don't look puzzled. If you do, the teacher will keep an eye on you.
3) Watch out for those little "tattle-tale pricks!!"
4) Do the cheat quickly without any interruptions.

Now that you have a good idea on how to cheat, HAVE FUN!!!!

Sunday, August 7

Best Few Days Ever

I go to Digg.com to get all my tech news. Its a user contributed site. I posted 2 modifications on the site and they made it to the homepage! It was the best feeling. Now... I found out the posts i put up on Digg made it all the way to the Make Magazine Blog. Make Magazine is a magazine for those tech people who like stretching the limits of electronics. I subscribe to the magazine. Now knowing that both my posts made it to that site also is such a good feeling. Its CRAZY.

Friday, August 5

San Francisco May Regulate Blogging

Just when you thought the Federal Election Commission had it out for the blogosphere, the San Francisco Board of Supervisors took it up a notch and announced yesterday that it will soon vote on a city ordinance that would require local bloggers to register with the city Ethics Commission and report all blog-related costs that exceed $1,000 in the aggregate.

Blogs that mention candidates for local office that receive more than 500 hits will be forced to pay a registration fee and will be subject to website traffic audits, according to Chad Jacobs, a San Francisco City Attorney.

The entire Board is set to vote on the measure on April 5th, 2005. I wonder if they'll be forced to register their own blogs!

The legislation was written by Supervisor Sophie Maxwell.

So, I’ll do what I always do and issue a challenge!

Let’s all send quick e-mails – even just a sentence or two – to Supervisor Maxwell.

Encourage her to treat bloggers and cyber-citizens as she would treat traditional journalists and voters. When it comes to protecting our privacy and First Amendment rights, it shouldn’t matter what medium we use.

Thursday, August 4

The Assassination of John Lennon

The scene outside New York's spooky old Dakota apartment building on the evening of December 8, 1980, was as surreal as it was horrifying. John Lennon, probably the world's most famous rock star, lay semiconscious, hemorrhaging from four flat-tipped bullets blasted into his back. His wife Yoko O-No held his head in her arms and screamed (just like on her early albums).

A few yards away a pudgy young man stood eerily still, peering down into a paperback book. Moments earlier he had dropped into a military firing stance - legs spread for maximum balance, two hands gripping his .38 revolver to steady his aim - and blown away the very best Beatle. Now he leafed lazily through the pages of the one novel even the most chronically stoned and voided-out ninth grader will actually read, J. D. Salinger's Catcher in the Rye.

The Dakota doorman shouted at the shooter, Mark David Chapman, "Do you know what you've done?"

"I just shot John Lennon," Chapman replied, accurately enough.

It was a tragedy of Kerkegaardian pointlessness. There was only one apparent way to squeeze any sense from it; write it off as random violence by a "wacko."

"He walked past me and then I heard in my head, 'Do it, do it, do it,' over and over again, saying 'Do it, do it, do it,' like that," Chapman, preternaturally serene, recalled in a BBC documentary several years after going to prison. "I don't remember aiming. I must have done, but I don't remember drawing a bead or whatever you call it. And I just pulled the trigger steady five times."

Chapman described his feeling at the time of the shooting as "no emotion, no anger…dead silence in the brain."

His unnatural tone sounded all-too-familiar. Britishnlawyer/journalist Fenton Bresler took it as a tip-off. Chapman was a brainwashed hit man carrying out someone else's contract.

"Mark David Chapman," writes Bresler, "is in many ways as much the victim of those who wanted to kill John Lennon as Lennon himself."

Prosecutors, as a loss for motive, opted for the cliché: Chapman did it for the attention- the troublesome American preoccupation with grabbing that elusive fifteen minutes of propels many a daily-newspaper-journalist-cum-pop-sociologist into raptures of sanctimony. But Arthur O'Connor, the detective who spent more time with Chapman immediately following the murder than anyone else, saw it another way.

"It is definitely illogical to say that Mark Committed the murder to make himself famous. He did not want to talk to the press from the very start….It's possible Mark could have been used by somebody. I saw him the night of the murder. I studied him intensely. He looked as if he could have been programmed."

O'Connor was speaking to Bresler, and publicly for the first time. Bresler's book Who Killed John Lennon? Offers the most cogent argument that Lennon's murder was not the work of yet another "lone nut."

Conspiracy theories abounded after the Lennon assassination, many rather cruelly fingering Yoko as the mastermind. Another focused on Paul who, by this line of reasoning, blamed Yoko for engineering his arrest in Japan on reefer charges. The Lennon conspiracy turns up on radio talk shows with some frequency, where hosts fend off callers with the "Why bother to kill that guy?" defense.

Only Bresler's thesis, that Chapman was a mind-controlled assassin manipulated by some right-wing element possibly connected to the newly elected (and not even inaugurated) Reagan apparatus of reaction, transcends the confines of pure speculation, extending into the realm of actual investigation.

Even so, Bresler's book a little too often substitutes rhetorical questions ("What does that steady repetition of a voice saying 'Do it, do it, do it,' over and over again in Mark's head sound like to you?") for evidentiary argument. We can forgive him for that failing. Bresler tracked the case for eight years, conducted unprecedented interviews, and extracted a ream of previously unreleased government documents. But unlike researchers into the assassinations of the Kennedys and Martin Luther King, he did not have volumes of evidence gathered by any official investigation, even a flawed one, to fall back on. The New York police had their man, the case was closed the very night of the murder - and, anyway, what political reason could possibly exist for gunning down the composer of "I Am the Walrus"?

In building his case, Bresler established some key points that put the lie to any "Who would want to kill an aging rock star?" brush-off.

Richard Nixon, his administration and other right-wing politicians (including ultraconservative ancient Senator Strom Thurmond, who personally memoed Attorney Gerneral John Mitcell on the matter) were fixated on what they saw as the Lennon problem. To them, the politically outspoken singer-songwriter was an insidious subversive of the worst kind, the famous and beloved kind.

J. Edgar Hoover shared their concerns. One page of Lennon's FBI
file bears the handwritten, block-lettered, under lined words, ALL
EXTREMISTS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED DANGEROUS.
The government went all-out to deny Lennon his longed-for
permanent U.S. residency, and more than that, to deport him
altogether (that was the subject of Thurmond's memo).
Lennon's FBI file - at nearly three hundred pages as chubby as
Hoover himself - reveals that he was under "constant
surveillance." Nor did the G-men keep a particularly low profile
around the ex-Beatle, apparently attempting to harass him into
silence or at least drive him nuts, similar to the tactic they had
used on Martin Luther King, Jr., a few short but eventful years
earlier.
In late 1972, when the "surveillance" was at its peak, Lennon told
humorist Paul Krassner, "Listen, if anything happens to Yoko and
me, it was not an accident."
The FBI and the CIA tracked Lennon at least from his "Free John
Sinclair" concert in 1969 until 1976 - even though by then Lennon
had won his immigration battle and dropped out of not only
political activism but public life altogether into what turned out
to be a five-year period of seclusion. His apartment was watched,
he was followed, his phone was tapped.

Placing a person under "constant surveillance" and ordering that person executed are admittedly two different things. Nevertheless, Bresler's point is that the government did not consider John Lennon a harmless rock 'n' roller whose awkward entrance into the world of political activism often carried a high cringe factor (as in his Montreal "bed-in").

He was viewed as a dangerous radical who needed to be stopped.

And in a way that official paranoia might have been justified, because as embarrassing as Lennon and Ono's political publicity stunts occasionally became, John Lennon was always capable of seizing the spotlight and speaking directly to millions of young people who venerated him.

With unfettered access to the media, his power was immense, at least potentially so, and recognized by more experienced radicals like Jerry Rubin and Abbie Hoffman, who linked themselves to Lennon, clinging to close that they made the rock star uncomfortable.

Lennon was killed just four years after the intense FBI/CIA surveillance ceased. In those intermittent years, Jimmy Carter was president - a Democrat who kept the two gestapo-ish agencies more or less in check.

But in December 1980, when John Lennon's first album in half a decade was high on the charts, Carter was a lame duck chief executive, having lost his reelection bid to Ronald Reagan. Reagan's campaign was managed by career secret agent William Casey, who under President Reagan became the CIA's most freewheeling chief since Allen Dulles. The new far-right administration would reassemble the intelligence services and grant them a cheerful carte blanche.

The forces that tried desperately to neutralize Lennon for at least seven years lost power in 1976. Lennon's government dossier ends in that year. In 1980, as those forces were preparing to retake control of the government, "dangerous extremist" John Lennon emerged from retirement. Within a few months he was murdered.

The paper trail that might support the conspiracy theory is a little thin, however. It doesn't extend much beyond the airline ticket found in Chapman's hotel room; a Hawaii-New York connection departing December 5. But Chapman had actually purchased a Hawaii-Chicago ticket to depart December 2, with no connecting flight. The ticket found after his arrest had apparently been altered. None of his friends knew that he traveled on to New York. They thought he went to Chicago for a three-day stay.

Bresler concludes that the Lennon assassination, which, as Chapman himself noted in a rare interview, "ended an era," bears similarities to another assassination that took place twelve years earlier: the murder of Robert F. Kennedy.

RFK's apparent lone killer, Sirhan Sirhan, and Chapman (coincidentally?) shared a defense psychiatrist. But while Dr. Bernard Diamond couldn't skirt the obvious fact that Sirhan was under hypnosis (Diamond wrote it off as self-hypnosis), he labeled Chapman a "paranoid schizophrenic."

The court disagreed. Chapman even now has never had more than routine psychiatric care since entering his guilty plea. He was not sent to a mental hospital, but to Attica State Prison. He was judged legally "rational."

Bresler clears up a few widely disseminated misconceptions about Mark David Chapman:

While any mention of his name is now accompanied by the phrase
"deranged fan," Chapman was anything but. He was no more or less
ardent a Beatles/Lennon fan than anyone of his generation. His
real rock hero was Todd Rundgren, a cynical studio craftsman who
could not be further from Lennon in artistic sensibility.
Notwithstanding Chapman's announcement months after the murder
that he "killed Lennon to gain prominence to promote the reading
of The Catcher in the Rye," Chapman never exhibited strong
feelings about the novel until shortly before the shooting.
(Catcher, Bresler muses, may have been used as a device to trigger
Chapman's "programming.")
After the murder, major media ran bizarre stories of Chapman's
supposed growing identification with John Lennon - at one point he
even "re-baptized" himself as Lennon, according to Newsweek. These
stories were all quite fascinating, but there was no evidence to
back any of them up. (It is true that when Chapman quit his last
job he signed out as "John Lennon," then crossed the name out, but
Bresler interprets this, reasonably, as Chapman saying, "John
Lennon, I am going to kill you," rather than "John Lennon, I am
you."
Chapman was not a "longer." He was for most of his life a normally
social individual and a camp counselor who had a special rapport
with kids.

Bresler also notes that when Chapman signed up for a YMCA overseas program, he selected an odd destination: Beirut - a perfect place, says Bresler, for Chapman, a once gentle soul, to be "blooded," that is, desensitized to violence.

A final note to the mystery of Mark David Chapman: As he was ready to go to trial and his diligent public defender was winding up six months spent assembling Chapman's defense, the accused killer suddenly decided to change his plea to guilty. His lawyer was perplexed and more than a little perturbed. But Chapman was determined. He said he was acting on instructions from a "small male voice" that spoke to him in his cell.

Chapman interpreted it as the voice of God.

Wednesday, August 3

I HATE CENSORSHIP!!!!!!!!!

I hate censorship so fucking much.
Anyone who endorses the banning of any form of media. I despise you.

I just hears of a group called M.A.H.R(Mothers against hard rock).

They are trying to ban punk bands from playin in most parts of the US. I am not a fan of punk music. But still, why... why do those mothers hate hard rock so much. Were they just former groupies of hard rock bands that never slept with the band, and held a grudge. Why hate fight something that alot of people love. I'm not saying join the group but tollerate the god damn music.

Unless those mothers have a really good reason why to ban punk bands from 48 states then I would understand. But to do it for the sake of getting rid of it, people are truly stupid. Am I the last intellegent person on the planet.

What ever happend to the first ammendment...

20 Things to Do When You Are Bored in Class

We have all been bored out of our fucking skulls in school from time to time. Here is a list of interesting and fun things to do I have compiled from my own personal list.

1. Make a paper football and get someone to play with you. When they put their hands up into a little goal, flick the football at the teacher and immediatly go back to doing your work.

2. Out of nowhere, or when it is quiet, say loud enough for the class to hear "When I say heeee-aay, you say hoooo, Heeee-aay" and see how many people say "ho"

3. At another quiet time, shout out "Marco" and then in a squeeky voice shout out "Polo seinior"

4. Practice your ty-chi. Wave your arms all around like your really know what you are doing.

5. Meditate. Humm as loud as you can and when your teacher says something about it, act all offended. "Do you have a problem with my religion, sir!?"

6. If one of your friends is drinking something, in the middle of a drink start chanting "chug! chug! chug!"

7. When the class is very quiet, say in a casual voice "Knock knock"

8. When the class is quiet, sigh and say "This class is really boring"

9. Shoot rubber bands at someone, when they accuse you look confused and point to the person to the left of you. After that, point to the person on the right of you ect...

10. If you are black start singing country music, if you are white start rapping.

11. Make as many paperballs as you can and set them on your desk in a giant pile. If anyone looks at you, look tough and nod at them.

12. If you are a male, start singing Brittany Spears's "Hit me baby one more time" complete with raise the roof action.

13. Take everything out of your backpack and stack it on your desk. Take out a sheet of paper and take invintory of your stuff.

14. Take an empty gum wrapper and put it in your palm, then signal someone by going "pssssst. Hey!" Make them lean all close to you and get them thinking you have something interesting to say. Look around and then give them the gumwrapper.

15. See how many tiny paper balls you can set on the person in front of you without them knowing it.

16. Tie someones shoe's together and kick them.

17. Use a kick me sign. As a challenge, see how many people you can put a kick me sign on without them knowing it.

18. Start singing "Can you feel the love tonight" from the Lion King.

19. Fall asleep. When you wake up say shit like "I had a dream and you were in it. And you! You too!...

20. Blurt out chinese waiter talk. "SHICKEN FRIE RIE, SEVEN DOLLA"

Friday, July 29

A Bored Geek

The reason im posting anything right now is because I am so bored. I am listen to podcasts and watchin comedy central in my underwear. I have nothing important to say today. My mind hit a dead zone and at this point I cant think. I am listening to TWiT(This Week in Tech) podcast. If by now you havn't guessed... yes I am a geek.

Geek(gēk)
n.slang

1.Someone who spends alot of time and energy in a certain area

I am not just any geek but a computer geek. I'm in love with computers. There a many kinds of geeks.

mathematics geek, band geek, computer geek, politics geek, geography geek, geek of the natural sciences, music geek, history geek, Good Eats geek (Briners), linguistics geek, sports geek, figure skating geek, SCA geek, gaming geek, ham radio geek, public transit geek (metrophiles), anime and manga geek (otaku), Stargate geek (Stargate SG-1/Atlantis fans, Gaters), Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel geek, Star Wars geek, Star Trek geek (Trekkie), Tolkien or fantasy geek (Tolkienite),film geeks

Get my point?

So... being a bored computer geek at 2 in the morning is not the best thing. I need something to do.

HELP! I need somebody. HELP! Not just anybody. HELP! You know I need someone. HELP!